Stupid Laws And Why They Exist

This isn't about the usual stupid laws. Oh, it's trueWho benefits from this system? It certainly
that it is illegal to catch fish with your bare handskeeps doctors busy.
in Kansas, and that Wyoming has a law forbiddingSafety? How many people do you really think
you from wearing a hat that obstructs a person'swould die from antibiotic eye drops? How many
view in a theater. In South Carolina you need awould damage their eyes. Some, undoubtedly. As
permit to be a fortune teller, and in Kansas City,I said, things have their risks - but that includes
Missouri, children can't legally buy toy cap guns,discouraging treatment by making it expensive
but they can buy real shot guns.and time-consuming. Oh, and by the way, The
This article, however, is about laws that are notNational Academy of Sciences Institute of
considered stupid by most people. This is aboutMedicine recently issued a report showing that
one particular class of laws and regulations - thoseavoidable medical mistakes cause more deaths in
that are supposedly for public safety, but arethe United States each year than car accidents or
really intended to benefit some particular group. ItAIDs or breast cancer. In fact, they are the 8th
sounds good to make laws that make peopleleading cause of death. So much for relying on the
safe, doesn't it? More often, though, that is justprofessionals to keep us safe.
an excuse for making money for some industry,What is the real reason behind many stupid laws
or for bureaucrats who like to exercise controland regulations that are supposedly in "the public
for its own sake.interest." They are primarily intended to benefit a
The idea for the article came from the eyecertain group or industry. Do we really think, for
infection I have at the moment. It's a minorexample, that there would be a public health
problem, and would be easily cured with antibioticdisaster if hair stylists weren't licensed? Or is it
eye drops. I have used them before. No sidemore likely that it is just a way to limit access to
effects, no problems. I would go buy some rightthe field and keep profits up?
now if I could. Unfortunately, stupid laws preventBy the way, we may laugh at the laws requiring
buying such eye drops without a prescriptionlicensing of fortune tellers, but I can assure you
from a doctor.that before we were so brainwashed, people
But those laws are to keep us safe, some of youwould have laughed at the idea of laws requiring
will say. Really? It sounds reasonable, but let's looklicensing of hair stylists. I know a house cleaner
at the matter more closely. Here I am with anwho thinks there should be a law licensing all
eye infection that could be easily cured with a $5house cleaners. Why? "Public good" or "safety" will
medicine. The laws, however, have made it so Ibe the excuse. The real point is that he is tired of
have to make a doctors appointment and get athe cheap cleaners undercutting his price. Licensing
prescription. Now it is not only 16 times aswould limit access so the "professional" cleaners
expensive, but I don't have time. We are leavingcould keep rates higher.
for South America in a few days.Now, why do we have a law to stop those crazy
The result? I don't treat it. Is that safer? Beforeunprofessional hair cutters from causing perhaps
you say this is a unique case, think about howtwo hair styling fatalities annually, while we allow
many people hesitate to spend a day off worksugar to be sold freely? As one of the primary
and $80 to see a doctor to get that $5 medicine.contributors to diabetes, sugar probably causes
There are millions here without insurance. So heretens of thousands of deaths. But then there is
is a law that is supposed to make us safer, butnobody with a financial interest in outlawing sugar
results in leaving an infection untreated (or at least(or they don't have the lobbying power yet). On
results in making the treatment 16 times asthe other hand, plenty of industries make money
expensive).from laws that limit access and keep prices up,
My solution? Wednesday, when I am out of theand they are good at lobbying for laws that
"land of the free" and in Ecuador, I will be free to"make us safe."
buy the drops from a pharmacist. Oh, they haveWe can drink, smoke, sit on the couch for hours,
their stupid laws there too (every country does),marry whoever we want and do many other
but fortunately not so many of these kinds ofthings that are demonstrably more dangerous
regulations. By the way, to my knowledge, therethan most of the things these laws "protect" us
is not a huge problem with people over-dosing onfrom. Why not let people be informed of the risks
eye drops there.and make up their own minds? Because it's bad
That brings me to the point about safety. Thingsfor business. That's why we have stupid laws that
have there risks, and pharmacists can explainare supposed to be good for us, but are really
them to us, right? Why do we have laws thatmeant as a way to boost profits and power for
require doctors to be involved? Follow the money.some special interest group or industry.